kristin has been a bad kristin
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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