i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.