And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.