he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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