Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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