why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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