Where is the hickey?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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