I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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