Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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