I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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