took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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