if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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