i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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