youre lurking in front of me
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
