I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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