just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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