I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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