super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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