why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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