worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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