It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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