gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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