I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize