Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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