My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
