Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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