what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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