She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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