I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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