You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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