I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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