Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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