i think my mom watched the whole time
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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