I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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