I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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