So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
