I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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