so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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