He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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