some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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