Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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