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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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