You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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