I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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