So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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