Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He has the fingertips of a God
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