Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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