i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I want her autograph on my taint
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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