fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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