I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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