so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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