question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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