Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Randomize
