It's just like the Real World with babies
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.