question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Testing the emergency boobs hotline