I hope mine doesn't look like that
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think people are normalizing furries
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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